“I thought you said you gave up gin.” “I did.” “You gave up gin?” “Yeah. Yes. I did.” “You gave up gin.” “Yes, sir.” “You’re sipping from a twisty straw in a bottle of Tanqueray.” “Yeah, so?” “So . ….
When opening a condom, never tear the wrapper completely in two. You will not notice the narrow strip left behind on the floor, but someone else will. You only have one condom, because you had to pool resources with a…
Dear Mr. Trumbull, I write this letter on behalf of Doctors Epstein, Wilcox, and Goldfarb, who performed your operation; the radiology and anesthesia departments; our wonderful nursing staff who diligently tended to your convalescent needs; our legal advisors; as well…
Dear Roberto, Happy birthday! I want to make love to your special day with the loins I have! I want to play peek-a-boo with funbags and say hello to the world! This is a great day for me and to…
Dear Roberto, Happy 51st Birthday! I want to make love to your special day with the loins I have! I want to play peek-a-boo with funbags and say hello to the world! This is a great day for me and…
from: Mike and Julie Kronen [unme2@comcast.net] to:: Y.P.R. [ypr@yankeepotroast.org] subject: Skin Project Aren’t you all cool?!? Someone comes up with a creative venue of expression and it seems you all are more pissed at yourselves for not thinking of it…
http://India.Arie: Happy 27th Birthday! India.Arie, what’s up with the punctuation? Hyphens in a name are O.K. (like Jean-Luc) and even apostrophes (like O’Irish) but, seriously, what the hell is up with that period? Are you some high-tech supercomputer program…
