Dear Ms. Lansbury,
Happy 78th Birthday!
Tonight, 11 o’clock, my place. You, me, a box of wine, and I’m cooking up some Steak-Umms. Just the way you like ’em.
See you there, sexy.
Yours,
Josh
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