Happy Birthday, Roberto Benigni!
Dear Roberto,
Happy birthday! I want to make love to your special day with the loins I have! I want to play peek-a-boo with funbags and say hello to the world! This is a great day for me and to celebrate your birthday would be very good! Come join me in the grabbing of the crotches! Birthdays are fun!
Do you have to stick all 100 English words in your vocabulary into everything you say? Immigrants are so annoying.
Happy Birthday!
Best,
Geoff