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Tuesday, October 7, 2003

Happy Birthday, Yo-Yo Ma!

Dear Yo-Yo,

Happy 48th Birthday!

Yo-Yo, if (hypothetically speaking) you fed trace amounts of silver nitrate to a werewolf every day, do you think over time he’d build up a tolerance and eventually you’d have a wolfman that couldn’t be stopped by silver bullets? What about Centrum Silver?

Just wondering. Happy birthday!

Your friend,
Ray Stillman