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Monday, September 15, 2003 | Birthday Cards to Celebrities

Happy Birthday, Tommy Lee Jones!

September 15, 1946 | Tommy Lee Jones | actor

Dear Tommy Lee,

Happy 57th Birthday! Dude, I watch my bootleg copy of Whoops, Where’s My Home Video? starring you and Pammy gittin’ it on every single night before I go to sleep. It’s the greatest thing I’ve ever seen. It’s like instant Zen. Pop that sucker in the VCR and whammo! I’m transported to immediate and unparalleled nirvana.

Happy Birthday, T.L. Keep on truckin’.

Best,
Josh Abraham