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Tuesday, August 19, 2003   |    Birthday Cards to Celebrities

Happy Birthday, John Stamos!

August 19, 1963 | John Stamos | actor

Johnny-Boy,

Happy 40th Birthday!

First you ruined the Beach Boys for me. Now you’ve taken Rebecca Romijn away from me! What next? You knock up my sister? I’m just kidding: I don’t give a shit about the Beach Boys. Those guys are just silly pansies in Bermuda shorts.

Yours,
Ray Stillman