Friday, August 1, 2003
Happy Birthday, Dom DeLuise!
Dear Dom,
Do you weigh a metric ton yet? I have a bet going with a buddy that you’d weigh a metric ton by your 70th birthday. You gotta write me back because I have 10 bucks riding on this.
Happy birthday, you fat fuck.
Geoff Wolinetz
P.S. I’ve sent a banana cream pie along.