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The Journal of Literary Satire | Hastily Written & Slopilly Edited
Friday, August 1, 2003

Happy Birthday, Dom DeLuise!

Dear Dom,

Do you weigh a metric ton yet? I have a bet going with a buddy that you’d weigh a metric ton by your 70th birthday. You gotta write me back because I have 10 bucks riding on this.

Happy birthday, you fat fuck.

Geoff Wolinetz

P.S. I’ve sent a banana cream pie along.

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