Do you remember, my love? To me, it’s as if it were only yesterday. Our youth. We were young then, nary a care in the world. I’ll never forget the first time I laid eyes on you. Do you remember,…
Dear Mr. Canseco, Jose. Jose. Jose. What have you done with yourself? As you celebrate your 39th birthday, I’m sure the last thing you want right now is somebody coming out and preaching to you but you look like you…
Hey, That’s My Cab! by Geoff Wolinetz HEY, THAT’S MY CAB! I’ve been waiting on this line for 45 minutes. You can’t just swoop in and take this cab. I need this cab. It’s been quite a difficult day…
Dear Pam, Happy 36th!! It has come to my attention that you’ve broken off your pending engagement to hip-hop rocker and popular recording artist Kid Rock. This is terribly distressing to me. You see, I had you guys in this…
Dear “Jete”, Happy 29th Birthday! We have something in common. I am also known as Mr. November. Certainly not on the scale which you are, but if you check the Rochester, Minnesota, Chippendale’s calendar, there I am in the month…
