Happy Birthday, Yasmine Bleeth!
Dear Yaz,
Happy 35th Birthday! Two things I love about Yaz: the mutton-chop sideburns and that “Move Out” song. Sometimes, when I’m in the shower, I like to put foamy shampoo lather on my face and pretend I’ve got the mutton chops, too. Then I’ll crank up my waterproof AM/FM radio and just scream at the top of my lungs, Move out, don’t mess around, move out, don’t bring me down … This usually lasts about three minutes and then I pass out from yazphyxiation. My doctor says I shouldn’t yaz so much, but I just can’t help my yaz from yazzing whenever I yaz.
Happy Yastremski!
Your pal,
Josh