Animals That Were Named by Very Immature Zoologists

Ass
Cock
Tit
Booby
Pussycat
Sperm Whale
Dung Beetle
Beaver
Woodpecker
Macaque
Swallow

Children’s Playthings that Sound Like Adult ‘Novelty’ Toys

Erector Set
Slinky
Tiddlywinks
Tinker Toys
Lincoln Logs
Pogo Stick
Slip ‘n’ Slide
Hello, Kitty
Kerplunk
Mr. Mouth
Hungry Hungry Hippos
Give-A-Show
Shrinky Dinks
Twister
Koosh Balls
Li’l Dominatrix Playset

Musical Instruments Recommended for Mature Musicians

French horn
Fiddle
Piccolo
Slide whistle
Viola
Pipe
Flute
Organ
Sax
Vibraphone
Woodwinds
Bongos
Glockenspiel

Nick at Nite,
if Ya Know What I Mean

“Leave It to Beaver”
“Father Knows Best”
“Good Times”
“Gidget”
“Gunsmoke”
“The Dick Van Dyke Show”
“B.J. and the Bear”
“The Odd Couple”
“I Dream of Jeanie”
“Who’s the Boss”
“Growing Pains”
“Joanie Loves Chachi”
“Diff’rent Strokes”
“My Two Dads”
“Blossom”