Eurotrash

Empty absinthe bottles
Tags and cardboard from packages of lederhosen
The Daily Sun
Royale with Cheese Styrofoam containers
Liner notes from A-Ha records
Drachmas, marks, francs, lira

Part of Your Complete International Breakfast

Places E! Has Yet to Be Wild On

United Nations Delegates
(Artists & Entertainers)

Michael Jordan
Kathy Ireland
India.Arie
Chad Lowe
Cuba Gooding Jr.
Georgia O’Keefe
Roy Lichtenstein
El Salvador Dalí

Racial Stereotypes that Never Caught On

Asians cannot hold their liquor.
Indians have no pinkie toes. (Indian Indians, not American Indians; they have six toes per foot.)
The Dutch don’t make left hand turns.
Mexicans have really, really flat asses.
Jews don’t acknowledge the existence of the number 6.
Catholics can’t go into a deli without ordering mayonnaise on their corned beef.
Russians are all funny like Yakov Smirnoff. But not “ha ha” funny.
All Swedes are named either Sven or Enrique.
Most Englishmen are really women; most Englishwomen are really Dutch.
All Canadians are Rick Moranis.
Never trust a Turk to mustard your sandwich.
Hungarians smell like chocolate pudding.
Koreans? Gay.
Eskimos eat their young. (Yes, in pies.)