Sally Forth

Hey, remember The Fourth of July, 2003? We don't, but found this in our archives:

Fourth of July Fourthiness.

Independence is on the march, patriots.

& Recently . . .

Kurt Cobain's Ghost with an Invitation to a Fourth of July Picnic and Fireworks by Angela Genusa

"B.L.T.": A Review by Will Layman

Ten Tiny Poems by Brian Beatty

Angry Words from a Gnome Who to This Day Continues to Think the Human Genome Project Was Actually The Human Gnome Project by David Ng

Key Party, N.Y.C., Circa Always by William K. Burnette

A Day on the Phone with Mythological Norse Firewarrior, Bringer of Storms by Aaron Belz

Polish Fact

Local long-form name:
Rzeczpospolita Polska
(The Republic of Poland)

Learn a Foreign Tongue!

Learn Many Languages!
Meat-stuffed pasta pocket:
Ravioli (Italian)
Wonton (Cantonese)
Kreplach (Yiddish)
Pierogi (Polish)
Pelmeni (Russian)

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Thursday, March 6, 2003   |    Listicles

Strip This!


Candy Bars that Would Be Good Names for Stirppers

Payday
Mounds
Special Dark
Milky Way
Krackel
Peppermint Pattie
100 Grand
Rolo
Almond Joy
Junior Mints
Caramello
Baby Ruth
Kit-Kat
Nutter Butter
Fifth Avenue

[Male Only:]
Chunky
Watchamacalit
Mr. Goodbar
Oh Henry!


Names of Automobiles that Could Be Names of Strip Clubs

Escort
Caprice
Fiesta
Mustang
Hummer
Probe
Testarosa
Nash Rambler
Marquis
Miata
Viper
Neon
Sundance
Prelude
Diamante
Coupe DeVille
El Dorado
Benz
Park Avenue
New Yorker
Malibu
Model T
Wrangler
Ram
Skylark
Iroc
300E


Tools and Supplies that Can Be Used to Build the Strip Club that Also Name Things that May Happen Inside the Strip Club Once It’s Built

Nail
Screw
Nut
Bolt
Drill
Hammer
Punch
Wood
Tool box
Wrench
Jackhammer
Gimlet
Molly
Shellac
Silicone
Hoe