Bradbury-Carlin, Russell

Russell Bradbury-Carlin

Robillard, G. Xavier

G. Xavier Robillard

Weinman, Jaime J.

Jaime J. Weinman

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by Nick Jezarian

From: Nick Jezarian [mailto:nick@yankeepotroast.org] To: god@ Cc: peter@, paul@, jesus@, mary@ Subject: Some questions Date: Monday, March 03, 2003 1:01:19 PM Dear G-d, Before I get fully immersed in the purpose of this letter, I’d like to start by saying…

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Oliver, Jeffrey

Jeffrey Oliver made a big mistake last night: He fell asleep while his wife was watching the sex scene in Boogie Nights where Marky Mark endlessly pleasures Julianne Moore to orgasm. The scene is very long, and is inter-cut with other dramatic scenes making it seem like the sex goes on for hours. When Jeff woke up this morning his wife looked very serious and spoke to him very seriously: “If you want to turn me on,” she said, “you're going to have to last a lot longer in bed.” Jeffrey Oliver is currently reading the book The Multi-Orgasmic Man by Dr. Mantak Chia. He lives in Glendale, California, and works as a story producer for reality TV.

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