Happy Birthday, Julie Bowen!
Dear Ms. Julie Bowen,
Happy 33rd birthday! I watch your show, “Ed,” every week. It gives me great pleasure to see that doofus Ed chase your skirt around all episode. Since mere prose could not accurately convey my feelings, I’ve written a birthday haiku for you:
Ed chases Carol
Adventures in bowling lanes
Life in Stuckeyville
That took me 4 hours.
Poetically,
Geoff Wolinetz