Happy Birthday, Rosie O’Donnell!
Dear Rosie,
Happy 41st birthday!
Look: your defunct magazine, your talk-show-no-more, your pro-K-mart/anti-N.R.A. hot air … that’s all fine and good. I don’t care one way or the other.
But my childhood imagination never once dreamed of Betty Rubble as a plump, snarky lesbian. I’m sending you my therapist bills.
Happy B-day, Rosie!
Troubledly,
Josh Abraham