Dear Froot Loops

by Josh Abraham

Kellogg Company P.O. Box CAMB Battle Creek, MI 49016-1986 Dear Toucan Sam, America is facing some tumultuous times, economically, socially, politically. The winds of change blow, and the good or ill effects are not always within our control. In times…

Dear HBO

HBO 1100 Avenue of the Americas New York, NY 10036 Dear Home Box Office, I love the HBO. Love it. Your award-winning original programming rocks my socks. Your hit movies also have a rocking effect on my socks. But the…

Alternative Uses for Instant Paper Pulp

by Nick Jezarian

“Listen Mr. Humperdink, computers are making this stuff obsolete! You make a mistake, you type the change and print it out again—simple as pie.” “Silence!” “But Mr. Humperdink…” “I said shut yer pie-hole, you mullet-promoting twit! Not another word from…

If S.T.D.s Were People, I’d Be China

by Pierre Cavanaugh

I know what you are thinking to yourself: “How could you be so disease-ridden?” Well, I’m not even sure when it all started. I have always had a weakness for flesh. At the age of three, I groped my babysitter….

A Salute to Some Things Irish

by Ray Stillman

To Sanjay, the good man at me Dunkin Donuts! Ye serve me green-frosted donuts with li’l green sprinkles today! Let’s drink Guinness till we vomit! To Eugene, the li’l midget who hands out strip-club fliers on the corner of 44th…

Polish Coat of Arms
Orzeł Biały (White Eagle)

Parlez-Vous Français!
Les filles gros-basées, vous faites le monde basculant circuler.
Fat-bottomed girls, you make the rockin' world go 'round.

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