Wayne, Teddy
Teddy Wayne is a writer living in Manhattan. His work has also recently been published in McSweeney's. He runs a 4.3 40 and was a Southwest Conference First-Team selection at cornerback.
Judy and Jim in Paris
I Am Tom Cruise, and I Love Women
The Weatherman's Weekend Forecast
The Night of Standup Comedy I Recently Saw, Reduced to Its Logical Abstractions, as per Freud’s Wit and Its Relation to the Unconscious
Temping in Vatican City
Other Overwrought Acceptance Speeches
David Foster Wallace, TV Guide Synopsist
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