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Strunk & White's The Elements of Style.

Merriam-Webster's Collegiate Dictionary.

Short. Funny. Confusing?

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About Y.P.R.

Yankee Pot Roast is not a licensed therapist, but studies the collected works of C. G. Jung in its spare time. Y.P.R. is a Capricorn, which means that Y.P.R. is stable and serious; confident, strong willed and calm; and has…

Links

Yankee Pot Roast is never too sophistimicated to resort to a cheap joke. Nontheless, enjoy….

Missing Link

[ Biography, courtesy Hollywood.com ] A round-faced, slightly fleshy balding former child actor, Clint Howard has been alternating between supporting and small roles in virtually every film directed by his brother Ron to small roles in other A-list Hollywood…

Sausage Link

Yankee Pot Roast ponders: At what point does one take a step back to reflect upon a successful career in television and music, finally concluding, “I’ve done all I can here. It’s time for me to pursue my true…

Cuff Links

[ Courtesy IMDb ] Memorable Quotes from the Motion Picture Kuffs (1992) [George talking to a suicidal jumper.] George Kuffs: Hey, asshole! Yes, you. Look, if you’re gonna jump, jump. Otherwise, use the bridge like everyone else. You’re screwin’ up…

Link Hogthrob

[ Courtesy Muppets.com ] HOBBIES: Captaining the Swinetrek; admiring his reflection; going into a total panic when anything goes wrong. FAVORITE MOVIE: The Mirror Has Two Faces—and They’re Both Mine FAVORITE SONG: “Dancing sith Myself” LAST BOOK READ: Awaken the…