Silverman, David
If you see David Silverman, do not make any sudden moves. David Silverman is not dangerous, unless provoked. Do not taunt David Silverman. David Silverman wants to be your friend but only if your name begins with Q, X, or Z. That's where he has room in his address book.
An Excerpt from the Best Harlequin Romance Novel Ever
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