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Stuff that Sounds like Porn
Sports Personalities with Good Porn-Star Names Dick Trickle Ron Darling Kirby Puckett Magic Johnson Tiger Woods Rollie Fingers Randy Johnson Three Finger Brown Dick Butkus Babe Ruth Mookie Wilson Honus Wagner Ray Knight Johnny Bench Mitch Gaylord Larry Bird…
The Semi-Private Thoughts of Connie Chung
by Josh Abraham
12:08 p.m. I can’t believe I slept till two o’clock. I’m so hung over. Where’s Maury? My head hurts. 12:15 p.m. Oh, it’s twelve, not two. Whew. Thank God. What do I have to do today? Hmmm. Nothing. Good. Where’s…
Why I Will Never Win the Nobel Peace Prize
by Geoff Wolinetz
Nobel Prize Nomination Committee 1220 Alfred Nobel Way Oslo, Norway January 31, 2003 Dear Mr. Wolinetz, On behalf of the Nobel Committee, I would like to thank your for the submission of your application for consideration for the 2002 Nobel…
Dear Sierra Mist
by Geoff Wolinetz
Sierra Mist PepsiCo, Inc. 700 Anderson Hill Road Purchase, NY 10577 Dear Sierra Mist, I must admit that at first I was suspicious. My love of lemon-lime (“limon”) sodas is no secret in the international community. When I was notified…
Lenny Goldfarb, Fifth Horseman of the Apocalypse
by Geoff Wolinetz
The Earth shook furiously and the screams of mankind could be heard throughout they were devoured by the once firm grounds. Thunder and lightning rolled through the heavens, which opened and let go enough water to fill the oceans once…
Polish Fact
Polish Government in Exile
Bolesław Wieniawa-Długoszowski (September 1939)
Władysław Raczkiewicz (1939 - 1947)
August Zaleski (1947 - 1972)
Stanisław Ostrowski (1972 - 1979)
Edward Raczyński (1979 - 1986)
Kazimierz Sabbat (1986 - 1989)
Ryszard Kaczorowski (1989 - 1990)
Learn a Foreign Tongue!
¿Habla Español?
¡Choque y temor! ¡Misión lograda! ¿Qué guerra?
Shock and awe! Mission accomplished! What war?
