Proctor, Dennis
Dennis Proctor invented condensed milk in the 1850s and later the popular Lazy Susan table aid, but he struck out with one other invention: the poorly-received "meat biscuit." He was an editor of Haypenny. He is Deckie Holmes.
My Predictions for Major League Baseball’s Post Season
Postcards from My Bed
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