Graham, Brian
Brian Graham lives in Seattle. He is often asked if it rains a lot there. It does. Brian's writing has appeared in such places as Haypenny, Word Riot, Pindeldyboz, and Monkeybicycle. His dream is to one day own a pet bear trained in the art of ninjitsu. In 2001, he led the Minnesota Vikings in rushing.
Belated Apologies to Girls I Have Known
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