Champlin, Brian
Brian Champlin has been told many times by barbers that his hair is abnormally thick. He has also been told many times by his parents that he’s not vocal enough. So basically he’s a quiet kid with a lot of hair. If you're in Boston he might serve you a plate of dead fish. That is, if he's not out snowboarding or sitting alone on his bedroom floor, tapping steadily on his laptop.
Reasons Why the Female Characters in Certain Male-Written Fiction Are Not Like Actual Women at All
Niles from “Frasier” Takes Acid on an Overnight Spelunking Trip with Deebo from Friday and Reënacts Plato’s The Cave
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