Carey, Ian
Ian Carey considers himself the victim of a particularly ingenious curse from one or more wrathful gods, as evidenced by his slight talent in several artistic disciplines but adequate talent in none—a rare and tragic malady he believes to be shared by not more than 82 percent of his generation. His attempts to bravely persevere in the face of this self-created calamity have been seen at McSweeney's, and are available in a more frequent (and therefore less potent) dosage at his Web site, Wrapped Up Like a Douche.
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