Muggles, Mudbloods, & Morons

The Y.P.R. Book Club hereby declares Harry Potter and the Half-Baked Clam by J. K. Rowling its next selection. We'd like to see your magical parodies, deleted chapters, musical adaptations, illustrations, etc., whether you've read the book or not.

Please direct your snow owls toward hasselhoff @ yankeepotroast . org.

Recycled, but re-topical: "A Muggle’s Guide to the World of Harry Potter (Written by a Guy Who Never Read the Books or Watched the Films, but Is Pretty Good at Figuring Things Out)" by Pierre "He Who Should Not Be Named" Cavanaugh

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Amey, Jennifer

Jennifer Amey is struggling to overcome geekiness in Toronto. Andrew Beer is the only person she has ever met who actually liked high school because he was popular.

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