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Meat-stuffed pasta pocket:
Ravioli (Italian)
Wonton (Cantonese)
Kreplach (Yiddish)
Pierogi (Polish)
Pelmeni (Russian)

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Não é tevê, ele é HBO.
It's not TV, it's HBO.

Learn Spanish!

¡Choque y temor! ¡Misión lograda! ¿Qué guerra?
Shock and awe! Mission accomplished! What war?

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Los talentos de Andy Richter se pierden totalmente en "Quintuplets."
Andy Richter's talents are completely wasted on "Quintuplets."

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Pergunte a seu doutor se Paxil for direito para você.
Ask your doctor if Paxil is right for you.

Learn Latin!

Mea culpa.
My bad.

Learn Yiddish!

Der Tog nokh der Morgn.
The Day after Tomorrow.

Impari L'Italiano

Buone notizie per la gente che ama le notizie difettose.
Good news for people who love bad news.