Fiction & Humor
Pants Peril
[courtesy Haypenny (courtesy M.T.)]
The One You've Seen a Zillion Times
[courtesy eyeshot.net]
Crayola Crayons Included in Its New Hollywood Box.
An Open Letter to Umlaut.
[courtesy McSweeney's]
Young Men Discuss the World of New York Magazine Publishing: A Haiku
[courtesy Really Small Talk]
The Second-Worst Thing About Hitler
How to Make It Big-Time in Hollywood
[courtesy Über]
Mr. Zeus Goes to Town
[courtesy Sweet Fancy Moses]
Some Things I Will Try to Cleverly Work into Flirtatious Conversation, Should I Ever Get the Chance to Speak with Beyoncé Knowles
[courtesy (parenthetical note)]
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Shoddy Journalism
Incoming! May 23, 2005
Incoming! March 7, 2005
Incoming! October 11, 2004
Incoming! July 12, 2004
Election Day Is Here: Time to Freak Out
Tales from the Porto!: Released from the Bowels of Hell
In North Palm Beach, Christmas Never Says Die
 [courtesy The Black Table]
Review/Opinion
Josh Abraham's Rashly Chosen 100 Favorite Songs, or, "Ask Me Again in Two Hours." [Part of The 500 Best Songs Ever (Sort Of), courtesy The City of Floating Blogs]
Animals I've Eaten
Republican National Convention: Senator John McCain's Speech
[courtesy (parenthetical note)]
The Adult Swim "Voice"
[courtesy The Black Table]
Let Loose the Thetans
[courtesy Kittenpants]
Oddjack Expert: How to Start Your Own Celebrity Death Pool
[courtesy Oddjack] |
