LITERARY PROSOPOPOEIA
The Gradual Decline of the
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“I Love the...” Sidebars
Claire Zulkey
“I Love the 80s”:
Babes of the 80s
Hunks of the 80s
Born in the 80s
Stars Then and Now
“I Love the 70s”:
Macho Men of the 70s
Foxy Ladies of the 70s
Things You Could Get Away with in the 70s That Would Get You Arrested Today
Look at This Thing I Purchased in the 70s
“I Love the 80s Strikes Back”:
Nerds of the 80s
Donal Logue’s Extra Thoughts on Whatever
Gilbert Godfrey Yells
Things of the 80s That Were Popular For, Like, a Day, But We Will Still Talk About Anyway
“I Love the 90s”:
Dirty Rocker Boys of the 90s
Extra Footage of People Talking Loosely about the 90s
Extra Commercials (in the ‘Spirit’ of the 90s)
The ‘I’d Better Say Something Outrageous Because I’m on TV and I Might Otherwise Be Forgotten’ Moment of the 90s
“I Love the 00s” and the future:
Dead Air of the 00s
Clips of Previous Shows, Not Necessarily on VH1, of the 00s
The ‘Look I Can Form Words with My Mouth’ Person of the 00s
Uh… Michael Ian Black, Say Something! Moment of the 00s.
Claire Zulkey watches too much TV in Chicago. She writes daily at Zulkey.com