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Y.P.R.'s R.N.C. in N.Y.C. 2004
Three Big Boobs
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[In turn, courtesy of Senator Zell Miller, Evil Incarnate.]
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How to Protest the Republican National Convention without Giving Up Your Last Weekend at Your Friend’s Timeshare
on Fire Island
byTony Antoniadis
The As-Yet-Unaired Third
‘Swift Boat Veterans for Truth’
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byDennis DiClaudio
My Keynote Address for Tonight’s Family Dinner
byWill Layman
Senator John McCain's Speech to the R.N.C.
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Deleted Lines from
Arnold Schwarzenegger’s Speech
at the Republican National Convention
byMatthew Tobey
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J.F.K. & J.F.K.
by Matthew Tobey
Bush Mountain
by Dan Davis
Dear Heinz Ketchup [Pt. II]
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Democratic Nominee John Kerry or President George W. Bush?:
A Random-Sampling Poll Conducted by Telephone
by Julie Koch
My C-Span Diary:
Thursday, July 15th, 2004
by Nick Jezarian
Gimme a Half-Caff Soy Triple Latte (No Foam) and the Unagi/Torigai Special: In Defense of the Green Mountain State
by Amy Stender
‘And Another Thing About Bush 43’ by Maureen Dowd
by Mick Stingley
More Material at the Expense of the G.O.P.:
Dear Penthouse Forum
by Y.P.R.
“I ♥ the 80s!”
by the Reagan Administration*
I Am Your Governor
by Arnold Schwartzenegger*
*Not Really.
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