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Y.P.R.'s R.N.C. in N.Y.C. 2004



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How to Protest the Republican National Convention without Giving Up Your Last Weekend at Your Friend’s Timeshare
on Fire Island

by
Tony Antoniadis

The As-Yet-Unaired Third
‘Swift Boat Veterans for Truth’
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by
Dennis DiClaudio

My Keynote Address for Tonight’s Family Dinner

by
Will Layman

Senator John McCain's Speech to the R.N.C.

color-coded by
Josh Abraham
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Deleted Lines from
Arnold Schwarzenegger’s Speech
at the Republican National Convention

by
Matthew Tobey





More Election 2004-Related Material:

J.F.K. & J.F.K.
by Matthew Tobey

Bush Mountain
by Dan Davis

Dear Heinz Ketchup [Pt. II]
by Josh Abraham

Who Has the Bigger Censored!:
Democratic Nominee John Kerry or President George W. Bush?:
A Random-Sampling Poll Conducted by Telephone
by Julie Koch

My C-Span Diary:
Thursday, July 15th, 2004
by Nick Jezarian

Gimme a Half-Caff Soy Triple Latte (No Foam) and the Unagi/Torigai Special: In Defense of the Green Mountain State
by Amy Stender

‘And Another Thing About Bush 43’ by Maureen Dowd
by Mick Stingley



More Material at the Expense of the G.O.P.:

Dear Penthouse Forum
by Y.P.R.

“I ♥ the 80s!”
by the Reagan Administration*

I Am Your Governor
by Arnold Schwartzenegger*



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