William K. Burnette

William K. Burnette has spent time in county jail, in relationships, and lived in a brontosaurus putt-putt golf dinosaur which he called home. They were always his fault. They call it screwing the pooch. And he's done it with regularity for the last 20 years. His dog's name is Nick.

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Key Party, N.Y.C., Circa Always So I drove down to the airport to pick up James Tenney. Oh, I don't know . . . I been knowin' him for years now and I'm not sure it is how we met, probably at some wife-swapping key...

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