Whitney Pastorek

Whitney Pastorek is a freelance writer in New York City. She is also the editor of Pindeldyboz. One time, she puked on Fred Durst. A complete list of whatever is constantly in flux over at www.whittlz.com.

— Poetry & Lyric —
An Assortment of Love Poems Written with the Assistance of a Pamphlet Entitled “How 2 Write Love Poems That Don't Suck” Distributed by Delias.com, a Clothing Company That Caters to Pre-Teen Girls
Whitney Pastorek
Write a poem that is only seven words long. Your girlfriend is a freak-ass. Dump her.** hyphenate = 1 word Choose something you associate with your cutie (the color blue, the letter X). Go for a walk and notice everything...
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