Victor Lembrey
Victor Lembrey is an anagram of Robert McEvily and occasionally writes as Oliver Cassidy, who, as you know, is an associate of Maven Quibble and an unmitigated master of the sucker punch. Cassidy’s work appears in dictionary margins, ransom notes, and Graphology. Order Graphology now or enraged pseudonyms will be sent to your home to pummel you in front of loved ones.
Spatial Relationships
Al fell a lot. Trip, thump! He’d trip on pretty much anything. One time he tripped on a jumbo paper clip and fell down eighteen flights of stairs. Betty on 12 saw him roll by and said, “That’s gotta be... 
The Human Campaign
The supermarket’s called Freshboy Slim’s. Today’s special is used grapes. A bird flies in and everybody goes nuts. A guy yells, "We’re all gonna die you bitches!" He dives into a display of oranges, then farts. The oranges roll all...
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