Stephen Ausherman

Calvary Cay The First Eight Years of the Twenty-first Century Retold in Crypto-Allegorical Smut.

Eleven Scenes that Help Explain Why They Pulled the Plug on M. Night Shyamalan's Cinematic Adaptation of Life of Pi A precocious but pensive boy explains that Pi was dead all along and that the tiger is really Bruce Willis.

New York Stories NM2NY-1 In New Mexico the moon glistens as though cut from a frozen grapefruit. It can be a wedge on the hard lip of the canyon or a rind high above the mesa, but it is always sharp and...

The Ausherman Stories Johnny Cash Died for Your Sins He dressed like a villain, all in black. Some say he was Liberace's evil twin. And some might say he catered to criminals, way he played for them at that Tennessee prison. Thieves,...