Scott Barres
Scott Bares thinks he's smart and good-looking and cool. But not as smart, good-looking, or cool as you.
Flirting with Death
Jimmy liked to live dangerously. He liked his steak rare, his eggs runny, his milk expired. He chain-smoked unfiltered cigarettes. When sunbathing, he used lotion with very low SPF. When driving his Ford Pinto (six months overdue for inspection!) he... 
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