Russell Hasan

Russell Hasan recently graduated from college, where he majored in one of the most practical subjects, philosophy. His likes include the TV show Friends, the novel Catch-22, the Star Wars movies, and the bands Radiohead, Nine Inch Nails and Garbage. He splits his time between Connecticut and New York City.

— Fiction —
A Press Conference with New White House Spokesman Darth Vader
Russell Hasan
You will address me as Lord Vader. I am a Dark Lord of the Sith. (Breath, breath.) I have hired a team of bounty hunters to deal with the President's critics ...
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