Pete Reynolds

Several Hotel Heiresses Less Glamorous Than Paris Hilton From Rio Omni to Amarillo Hojo

Contents of the Oval Office Whiteboard during the Final Days of the Bush Presidency "This Administration has gone 22 days without a major international incident."

Proposed Warning Label for Christian Rock Albums Parental Advisory: Contains Uplifting Lyrics.

Welcome Back to the Official Message Board of Al-Qaeda The Official Message Board of Al-Qaeda is once again up and running. Praise be to Allah, who in His infinite wisdom sought to repair the server. Also, many thanks to Shareef, the I.T. guy, who also had a hand in it.

Wise Words of Wisdom The true test of a man is how he reacts in the face of adversity. If you do not have any adversity handy, check the Adam's apple.

Recipe for Disaster You will need: 1 ex-girlfriend; 8 Pabst Blue Ribbons; 1 gambling addiction; 4 cups self-esteem, minced; Dash of profanity ...