P. H. Madore

The Elephant and I The relationship between the elephant and me has been deriorating for some time now. Though he would have you believe otherwise, my growing distaste for the bastard has nothing to do with him being an elephant and a large one...

Political Posturing “Here, try this one,” said the elder, exaggerating a professional strut and dawning a ridiculous stern look. “That's the middle-class posture.”