Michael Swaim
Michael Swaim is a humor writer whose work appears regularly on Cracked. He is also cofounder and head writer for the Internet sketch troupe Those Aren't Muskets!
The Lord Bellingham Letters, 1580–1610
Editor: Just as two plump and o'er-ripe pomegranates are crack'd betwixt stones for thy luncheon, in sooth I would thy balls were pummeled so.
Gordon Ramsay Has a Quiet Family Dinner at Home
The noted chef enjoys his wife's home cooking.