Michael Fahy
Michael Fahy lives on his farm in southern Minnesota. His work has appeared in Minnesota Monthly, Anti-Muse, Pindeldyboz, and other publications. After refusing to go to bed with a wet head for most of his life, Mr. Fahy has come to believe that the "Zeitgeist" is probably nothing more than an overrated thrill ride in a Bavarian amusement park.
The Adventures of Dr. Squat: "Aunt Linda, You’re a Pig"
Aunt Linda’s Hindenberg rear end was so big that it would be easier to jump over her than it would be to try and walk around. She was married to Uncle Freddie. Once, when we were up north fishing, he...
The Adventures of Dr. Squat: "I Am Still the Eggman"
[Dramatis Personae.] Dr. Squat, English Professor ExtraordinaireA Serviceable Villain, the Thane of AcademiaThe Walrus, God Act V, Scene 2 [Trumpet sounds, English garden, waiting for the sun. Enter Dr. Squat, A Serviceable Villain, and The Walrus.] The Walrus: I am...