Matthew Tobey

Five Underrated Songs Some underdog music that deserves your ears' attention, courtesy the eclectic Mr. Matthew Tobey.

Overheard in the Brainstorming Meeting for the Sequel to Million Dollar Baby Three Men and a Million Dollar Baby?

Blurbs from My Conservative Colleagues for the Back of My New Conservative Book "Matthew Tobey's words are like bubbles of poisonous foamed milk in the double nonfat half-caff lattes of liberal America!" --Michael Savage

All That Was Left of My Novel after the Fire " . . . and for the first time since Arbor Day, I truly felt alive."

Reviews for Nicholson Baker’s Checkpoint that I Started to Write before Realizing I Was Thinking of Something Else Nicholson Baker’s Checkpoint is a tour-de-force roller coaster of a book, worthy of a place on anyone’s bookshelf. The hotly anticipated sequel to The Old Testament, the book compiles several accounts of the life of Jesus Christ of Nazareth as...

Deleted Lines from Arnold Schwarzenegger’s Speech at the Republican National Convention Vote George W. Bush for your Commando-in-Chief!

Non-Chip-Related Letters I've Written to Chip Companies Dear Ruffles,
Who do you think would win in a fight, a duck or a guy? What if the duck had a knife?

If I Love the 80s Were Strictly about My Life Bret Michaels and MC Lyte wax nostalgic about the author's childhood.

Next Time on The Surreal Life . . . Mary Lou Retton becomes incensed when the Indian from the Village People leaves the toilet seat up again. Dustin “Screech” Diamond has fallen head over heels for a giant moth pupa.

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