Matt Evans
Matt Evans works in Utah and lives with Brooklyn, who is pregnant and due in October. Matt's work has appeared in The Morning News and Opium Magazine. You can contact him at mevans@fiber.net.
Ways in Which Tom Cruise Is Like Jesus Christ
1. Stereotypically Semitic facial features.
2. Low body fat.
3. Great with fans.
4. Has ambiguous, controversial relations with women.
5. Reads from right to left ...
2. Low body fat.
3. Great with fans.
4. Has ambiguous, controversial relations with women.
5. Reads from right to left ...
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