Martin Bell
Martin Bell has run away from a little old woman and a little old man, and he can run from you, he can.
The Ant Watcher’s Handbook that Came Free with My Uncle Milton’s Ant Farm, as Reïmagined Using Other Famous Uncles
Uncle Sam’s Ant Farm Ants from the same colony are generally very loving to each other, but if you mix ants from different colonies, they will fight. Don’t mix your ants and start a war! Unless, of course, it’s in... 
First and Last Paragraphs of a College-Admissions Essay that Didn't Get My Niece into Dartmouth Like She Wanted
The ooze was a familiar shade of green, but which shade, exactly?
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