Lucas Held

Lucas Held is a New York City based comedian, writer and filmmaker. Search his name on YouTube to have your perception of reality plucked from the street in broad daylight, tortured, and left face-down in a ditch to die the lonely death of an anonymous drifter.

— Poetry & Lyric —

"Weird Al" Phones It In

Lucas Held

The hacky parodist grows even hackier.

— Fiction —

Book Treatment to Publishers A.S.A.P.!

Lucas Held

I'm thinking of writing a book of party tips for throwing a great party. But then I said to myself, there are plenty of party-tips books out there. But what there aren't is, are any party tips books geared toward black people so here goes! (Note to publisher: KEEP READING!)

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