Lisa Grover
Lisa Grover is originally from Long Island, New York, but she tells people she's from Canada. She has two tattoos and, no, you cannot see them. She does not appreciate jokes about blue furry Muppets or President Cleveland.
Friday Morning Lament
Last night's become a blur it seems Riddled with odd and crazy dreams Singing songs with Shirley Jones Tom Hanks and I ate ice cream cones Fat guy dancing with Chris Farley Smoking ganja with Bob Marley Johnny Carson's... 
Are We Having the Same Conversation?
"Hello?" "May I speak with John, please?" "This is John." "Hi, John. It's Lucy." "Hi Lucy. How are you?" "I'm doing pretty well. I'm just recovering from that surgery." "What? When did you have surgery?" "I had surgery a couple...
Lemmings
"How was the weekend, Phil?" "Not too bad. Went to the in-laws on Saturday. We took the kids to one of those water parks on Sunday." "We've been meaning to take the kids. They just love the water. How was...
Inner Monologue from This Morning's Subway Commute
Knicks / O.C. / Walken / My Body Is a Wonderland / Madge / Fall TV/ Matt Lauer’s Awful Hair / My Heavy Bags Memo to Scott Layden, G.M. of the New York Knicks: You need Kurt Thomas to play...
Inner Monologue from This Morning’s Subway Commute
How many more times can I get excited for someone else's dreams to come true? Here I am, on this disgusting subway car, sitting next to a guy who smells like he just got back from a week-long deep-sea fishing...
Why Girls Can't Drive
"Shut up." "No, I'm totally serious." "She is such a whore." "I know. And this was after I lent her my $250 Prada shoes. Then, they end up in the air in the men's room at Bear Bar." "You are...
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