Lindsay Dudbridge
Lindsay Dudbridge lives in the Washington, D.C. area and writes to quell the boredom of a monotonous government contractor's life. Her writing has appeared in her head, on her computer, and on small scraps of paper and old bills floating around her apartment.
Elaborate and Highly Ineffective Ways to Kill Yourself at Work
1) Slit your wrists with a Post-it. Be sure to use the non-sticky side, you don’t want that strange gummy material re-sealing your wounds 2) Shove permanent markers up your nose, eventually you will pass out from the fumes and...