Katelyn Sack

Katelyn Sack is a writer, musician, and painter currently residing in Charlottesville. Her art has been displayed in numerous venues, and her writing has appeared or is pending publication in Timothy McSweeney's Internet Tendency, The Science Creative Quarterly, and Opium Magazine. She would like a book deal, please.

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Terror Alert Levels if D.H.S. Snack Machines Had Been Broken

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Death to America by Chocolate

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Nymphomaniacal Russian Ballerinas and Your New Baby: Suspicious Commonalities

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Both cry when they don't get what they want...

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Southern Church Flavors

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The finest flavors from God's kitchen.

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The Effects of Global Warning

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Color-coded warnings applied to ice-cream supply in school cafeterias

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Ways in Which Sarah Palin Will Spin Massive Amounts of Snow to Mock Global Warming

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Dontcha know it got cold when God heard we were worried ’bout the weather gettin' warmer!

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The Robot Speaks of Rivers

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With apologies to Langston Hughes.

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Ode to My Nanny Career

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Ms. Poppins she ain't.

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Light Matter: Science Is Funny (Until It Kills Us All--Again!)

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A little hard work won't kill you.
Unless you have myasthenia gravis ...

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Light Matter: Science Is Funny (Until It Kills Us All)

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Poetry in motion.

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I Don't Know Anything About the Floating Man in the Upstairs Window: Nine Poems

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More pithy poetry.

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The Dinosaur in My Living Room Is Fred: Seven Poems

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A series of tiny poems, of which none rhyme.

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Rod Stewart Songs Titles, Ordered to Tell the Story of His Public Life

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Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?