Jonathan Shipley
Jonathan Shipley is an idiot savant in the area of animal husbandry. He is married to a woman. They have a baby named Grace who can recite the Ukrainian national anthem. ("We'll show that we, brothers, are of the Kazak nation!") He hopes to be either a novelist or the pope. (He enjoys wearing big hats.) His foray as a superhero, the Thundering Wisk, was short-lived after he was attacked viciously in a Target parking lot. In the hospital he started his blog Jonathan's Wacky World, that he updates regularly.
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Dear ABBA
The Swedish quartet answer readers' questions in their weekly syndicated advice column.