John Leary & J. Chris Rock
John Leary and J. Chris Rock put the fun in Function, the ass in Passage and the dip in Oedipus. They actually do know what happens when you die, though they buried it among nine lies. You'll figure it out soon enough. Their work, together and separate, has appeared in: Hobart, Barrelhouse, The Science Creative Quarterly and McSweeney's Internet Tendency.
When You Die--Ten Scenarios
#1 You learn that the laws of karma and reincarnation are true. Good begets good, bad begets bad. You also learn that plants are living things and therefore included in this universal equation. Every time you mowed your lawn and...