John Jodzio

John Jodzio is a writer living in Minneapolis. Recent fiction of his has appeared in McSweeney's Internet Concern, Opium.com, In Posse, and Bullfight Review. He has been published in Opium Print #2 and has a new story coming out shortly in Opium Print #3 that won the First Annual Opium Fiction Prize.

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Sorry, But I Just Can't Marry a Woman That Doesn't Look Hot on the JumboTron I just finished watching the replay of my proposal in dynamic, pixelated high resolution and I've got to tell you: I made a JumboTron-size mistake.

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