Jocelyn Jane Cox

Oft-Overlooked Winter Olympic Sports Bobsledding, skating, and skiing are all great, but don’t these other winter sports deserve just as much coverage?

Aspects of Myself I am Not Going to Change in This Age of Excessive Plastic Surgery My breasts: Because I have already had them enlarged. Six times.

Downturn Trends in Decorative Throw Pillows Cleats: Perfect for the spacious rec room that seemed like such a good idea before the housing crisis.

Eggs on the Brunch Menu of the Restaurant I Probably Shouldn't Open Move over, Moons Over My Hammy®.

The Warning Label I Recently Neglected to Read Trim wick to ¼ of an inch even if finding your scissors will require you to open that scary junk drawer next to the sink. Do not place on a crowded bookcase with unread books, unsent postcards, and year-old mail...